Second Broadcast (Video)

[nvcr]

Aaaaw, aren't they just precious?

[See Cecil. See Cecil standing over three clutches of carefully-nested Pokemon eggs, all sorted out and placed onto colorful blankets, as some of his other Pokemon look somewhat unimpressed on a sofa.]

I'll admit, I don't think any of them are particularly rare, but listen: no Pokemon is perfect. It only becomes perfect once you learn to accept it for what it is. And within each of those eggs lies an innocent, wholly new creature, ready to place its affection and trust with you as you inevitably train it to destroy anything and anyone that displeases you!

Ahem.

I tried setting the prices to something I felt was pretty cheap for this first round, but I'll also accept barters: another egg of your choosing, for instance, or canned goods, or even plasma! You should really get yourself an egg.

Especially those three over there.

[He points to a clutch of three dark blue eggs, all sitting on a black fleece blanket.]

Yup. I'd really love to see those go to a new home. I don't know why anyone would ever set them aside!

[He might be uh, pushing a bit hard for those three.

Anyway, the claims post for the eggs is here!}

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[hopeslastreward]

You... truly do seem to understand what being a Pokémon Breeder's all about. That's fantastic! I can't not adopt one now. [SMILE. He likes you, Cecil, he likes you a lot. Run while you still can.]

[He considers the three piles of eggus carefully... and breezes right by the Bronzor ones.]

How much would one of those silver [Klefki] eggs be?

[nvcr]

It doesn't have any special moves or anything just yet, so I'd say about 250 of...whatever they call the local currency here.

I also accept trades of favors, Pokemon, or body parts. Even plasma!

[hopeslastreward]

...I'll go with the currency. [Komaeda laughs a little nervously.] My body parts aren't worth very much. But if there's anything I can do for you, I will try my best!

[nvcr]

There are many things I desire. Love, perhaps some material goods, the knowledge that, somewhere in this cold, desperate universe, I've made an impact on someone's existence.

...but uh, money is good.

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[fatalissimo]

[...Sir.]

I'll take one of the dark blue ones off your hands if you'll tell me what's wrong with them first.

[nvcr]

Oh, nothing that probably concerns you, I think. I mean, unless we both have childhood prophecies of being killed by a mirror and therefore, years from the incident, see in every mirror the potential from our downfall.

I'm just a man trying to delay the inevitable.

[fatalissimo]

[...SIR...]

...I'll take one anyway, but you do know that unless you've done something really messed up it's not like the animals here are going to kill you, right?

[nvcr]

I uh, make one of them wear a bag over its head.

Does that count?

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[majorcrotchgrab]

[... It's the man's voice that catches his attention. Although what he says about the eggs is... really damn true. It's kind of creepy.]

... Has anyone ever told you, you have a fantastic voice?

[nvcr]

...several people have, in fact!

[majorcrotchgrab]

And here I was hoping I'd be the first...