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CECIL GERSHWIN PALMER ([personal profile] nvcr) wrote2014-11-03 01:54 am
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First Broadcast (Video)

[There is a man on the feed. He is not tall or short, not thin or fat, and he looks to be somewhere in his thirties, with black geometric tattoos sprawling out from the rolled-up sleeves of his sweater.

He also has just about the worst fashion sense of any man you could ever see, I'll tell you that right now.

More important than any of his other physical attributes, however, are the look of senseless fear upon his face that only years spent huddled in needless isolation can bring, as well as the oaken baritone that escapes his lips when he finally manages to speak:]


...hello? Is anyone here? I don't think this is Night Vale, I...where is this place? And why is there a woman in this house who claims to be my mother, when my real mother had always warned me to beware of any possible mirrors? Also, to beware of just about anything, but oh, you know how parents can be. I miss her so much...

Oh. I almost forgot.

[He puts on a face of stony insularity, and, with a piercing-yet-vacant glare, points at the viewer.]

INTERLOPER!

[His expression returns to normal, and he puts his hands back into the pockets of his furry pants.]

That was the traditional Night Vale greeting to all outsiders...although I suppose in this situation, I'm the interloper? It's so hard to tell when your entire life fades away in an instant, leaving behind nothing but fuzzy memories and the sense that none of it was ever real.

Sorry about that.

On to more pressing concerns.

[He gestures towards the Bronzor near him, which currently looks nothing like a Bronzor. Most of this has to do with the paper shopping bag draped over its body, hastily-cut-out eye holes visible but not helping one bit..]

Uh, does anyone have an idea what this...being eats? It didn't want any of my trail mix, and when I tried feeding it a rice ball and some pickles it just stared at the food blankly, before hovering into this house's bathroom in disappointment and concern. I am afraid that I might have offended it enough to bring a terrible curse upon us all...or at least, have it telepathically assault me, it's hard to tell the difference sometimes.
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-11-05 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
[... Wellp. It sure isn't the first time she's seen someone completely wig out upon arrival. That shout is somethin' else, though.]

You've got a good set of lungs on you, mister.

... Anyway, I could probably answer your other question better if I could tell what that thing even was.

Unless Floating Paper Bag is a new Pokemon I haven't heard of yet, which is... pretty possible.
divinitea: (WHAT ♥ pls die a little quieter okay)

[video]

[personal profile] divinitea 2014-11-05 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
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...why have you covered it with a bag...?

[You know, you're so goddamn bizarre that Celes normally wouldn't give you the time of day, but...

...no really, why does it have a bag on it. Is it ugly?

...

...that would make it understandable, actually...]
divinitea: (THINKING ♥ i could sell your kidney...)

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[personal profile] divinitea 2014-11-05 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
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divinitea: (SIDE-EYE ♦ those shoes with that dress..)

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[personal profile] divinitea 2014-11-05 10:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, it's probably only natural that a stupid question would produce a stupid answer....]

What exactly do you expect this creature to do to you? You really don't have anything to fear from it.

[Really, she should just hang up the phone and let you continue on your crazy way, but morbid curiosity has taken hold....]

If it really did want to hurt you-

[-which, at this stage, she probably wouldn't be surprised if it did-]

-I doubt a piece of paper will do much to dissuade it.
divinitea: (SIDE-EYE ♦ those shoes with that dress..)

avoid all mirrors ASAP tbh 1/2

[personal profile] divinitea 2014-11-05 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
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divinitea: (DESU ♠ a-ah...but i am so uguu....)

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[personal profile] divinitea 2014-11-05 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
[What is this...despair...?]

I did not think it could be possible, but...I have found someone more bizarre than Hagakure-kun...

[you're going straight to F-rank]
corporal: (everyone in africa can read swedish)

[personal profile] corporal 2014-11-05 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ that was very much not the direction he expected this conversation to go, and after a second his frown increases. r u makin fun of him somehow cecil ]

For what purpose? Do you do that shit to household pets?

[ khoshekh........... ]
scizor_sister: What is this I don't even (what)

[personal profile] scizor_sister 2014-11-07 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
...WHAT are you wearing.

[That is clearly the most important issue here, judging by the utterly scandalized look on Nui's face.]
scizor_sister: Nui crossing swords with Ryuko, starting to look scared (how)

[personal profile] scizor_sister 2014-11-08 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
...take them off. Right now.

[This is just. Too much. The knowledge that someone is wearing something that... THAT.]

They gave you new clothes when you showed up. Change into them.
stitchedupbodyguard: (Default)

[personal profile] stitchedupbodyguard 2014-11-18 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
It is? Is that why you put a paper bag over it?

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