[Well, it's probably only natural that a stupid question would produce a stupid answer....]

What exactly do you expect this creature to do to you? You really don't have anything to fear from it.

[Really, she should just hang up the phone and let you continue on your crazy way, but morbid curiosity has taken hold....]

If it really did want to hurt you-

[-which, at this stage, she probably wouldn't be surprised if it did-]

-I doubt a piece of paper will do much to dissuade it.