Second Broadcast (Video)

Aaaaw, aren't they just precious?

[See Cecil. See Cecil standing over three clutches of carefully-nested Pokemon eggs, all sorted out and placed onto colorful blankets, as some of his other Pokemon look somewhat unimpressed on a sofa.]

I'll admit, I don't think any of them are particularly rare, but listen: no Pokemon is perfect. It only becomes perfect once you learn to accept it for what it is. And within each of those eggs lies an innocent, wholly new creature, ready to place its affection and trust with you as you inevitably train it to destroy anything and anyone that displeases you!

Ahem.

I tried setting the prices to something I felt was pretty cheap for this first round, but I'll also accept barters: another egg of your choosing, for instance, or canned goods, or even plasma! You should really get yourself an egg.

Especially those three over there.

[He points to a clutch of three dark blue eggs, all sitting on a black fleece blanket.]

Yup. I'd really love to see those go to a new home. I don't know why anyone would ever set them aside!

[He might be uh, pushing a bit hard for those three.

Anyway, the claims post for the eggs is here!}