[It takes Henry a few repeated viewings to understand what this guy's saying (and make sure it's real -- is this what other people hear when they talk to him?). Once he gets it, however, Henry decides that whoever this "resident of Night Vale" is, he likes him a lot.]

[His response starts out with:]

INTERLOPER right back at'cha, buddy! I'm not from Night Vale, but hi! I'm not actually sure what your little floaty friend eats -- or what they even are, for that matter -- but I guess I should say hi, welcome to Johto!

We all think the person claiming to be your mom is a little bit crazy, 'cause apparently she does it to everyone. But she gives out free food to everyone too, and I'm certainly not complaining!

Also, she looks nothing like my mother.